i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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