There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she looked like the before picture.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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