yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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