Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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