What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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