what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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