I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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