So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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