a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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