If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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