We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
