I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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