I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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