do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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