Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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