I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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