seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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