Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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