Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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