you would pick up someone in the library
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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