Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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