Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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