I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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