summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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