just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Randomize