Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
vagina is talking i cant
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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