Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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