Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
