fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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