But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
