Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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