Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
ok first of all what the fuck
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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