Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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