Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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