But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
