Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
not ubering you a puppy
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