i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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