i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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