I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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