I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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