He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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