girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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