do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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