i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
i believe in u and ur pee
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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