found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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