My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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