dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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