You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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