eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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