I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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