David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Congratulations! We have a period
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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