Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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